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Who do you think Adam and Eve used to cover up their genitalia? Ferns, that’s who! You didn’t see them reaching for Marigolds. For one, Marigolds provide inadequate coverage, but more importantly, they didn’t even exist 9,700 years ago during the Mesolithic Period.
David Asch
Amy Sea
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yep, Adam and Eve needed to get covered.
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