I GOTTA GET A LIFE

Salma Hayek’s Breasts and Ben Affleck's Drink

He’s not okay, which makes me feel better

Amy Sea
5 min readMay 15, 2023

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I’m obsessed with Ben Affleck. I don’t particularly like him.

I like Ben Affleck as much as I imagine he likes himself — sometimes a lot, sometimes not at all.

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Amy Sea

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.