why did he leave you with his dad?

I could blame my longterm high school boyfriend for a lot of things, but first and foremost I blame him for leaving me alone with his dad while he was watching Something About Mary. Yes, during that scene. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, let me jog your memory — it wasn’t hair gel.
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why did he leave you with his dad?
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