Well done. You can't make this shit up, but if we did we'd be geniuses. Of course no one would believe a grown person didn't know the difference between soup and an army, We'd be called magical realist humorists with big imaginations but out of touch with reality.

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.

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100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.