trying to calm the fuck down, by any means necessary - Amy Sea - Medium

But...but...why? It's coffee. I'm so confused.

The Disjunct

Apr 30, 2021

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trying to calm the fuck down, by any means necessary

Amy Sea

Written by Amy Sea

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.

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