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Topless Chelsea Handler Urges Men to Get Vasectomies

“Enough you horny little pigs in a blanket” (Chelsea Handler)

Amy Sea
Breast Stories
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2 min readMay 11, 2023

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Top 10 Reasons Chelsea Handler is showing a video of her boobs when advising men to get vasectomies

  1. The reason men need to get vasectomies is that they won’t stop looking at our boobs, which leads to sex which results in pregnancy.
  2. Women are tired of being in charge of birth control just because we have mammary glands and can get pregnant.
  3. People watch videos where they might see boobs (see Chelsea Handler skiing topless)
  4. It reminds us how much female health care we have to do just because we have breasts (mammos, self-administered breast tests, IUDs, birth control pills)
  5. Because we are supposed to keep our shirts on all the time and we don’t want to. We’d rather talk topless.
  6. Ownership of her breasts. Chelsea’s not doing erotica. She’s sharing medical advice. Men don’t have to wear shirts when they play football with the bros. Women shouldn’t wear shirts when discussing vasectomies with the bros.
  7. Empowerment. She is telling men what to do from a position of ownership over her own body. My boobs. My advice.
  8. Valuing self. She likes her breasts and she can show them if she wants to. (See “it’s my party I’ll show my breasts if I want to”)
  9. Bravery. These are my breasts and I can grab them if I want to.
  10. Permission. Ladies. Your breasts are your own. Grab’m. Show’m. Love’m. Own’m.

So why is Chelsea Handler delivering the vasectomy lecture topless? Look boobs. Boobs get attention. Get a vasectomy.

Canva image adapted by Amy Sea

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Amy Sea
Breast Stories

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.