this was hilarious. I don't get the would you love me if garbage either. I think the answer is always no because you would be someworm else - Amy Sea - Medium

Babe, Would You Love Me If *Insert Crazy Hypothetical Here*

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this was hilarious. I don't get the would you love me if garbage either. I think the answer is always no because you would be someworm else

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