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6. No bungee jumping, not even the toddler jump. I’m too old to be buckled into that harness. You need a cigarette when they finish buckling you in with the straps across your breast and private parts. I’ll enjoy the thrill of my panties not being shoved way up the crack of my ass.
Toni Crowe
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