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CARL: You need Vitamin D, Noah. That’s the seasonal depression talking. Jesus, you’re so pale. And what would you do with a penis, anyway?

Two Snow Men Talk About Their Vitamin D Deficiency
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T. Kent Jones

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Amy Sea

Written by Amy Sea

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100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.

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