The 5 reasons I want Joe Biden at my Thanksgiving table

Amy Sea
Nov 13, 2020

Imagine Joe Biden at your thanksgiving dinner table. He’d be the ultimate family squabbles’ mediator. Every time someone said something hostile, he’d laugh and say, “Oh Pompeo. The election is over.”

Here are the five main reasons I want Biden at my Thanksgiving Table.

  1. He wears a mask
  2. He wouldn't take credit for inventing the turkey
  3. He would stand up to a family bully
  4. He wouldn’t take the bait when uncle Dan tries to goad him after uncle Dan’s had too much to drink
  5. He would give everyone in the family a task that suits their skillset



Amy Sea

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