STOP THE GIF

I Never Showed up at My Son’s School and Helped Him Make a Spit Ball

Schools plead with parents

Canva adapted by Amy Sea

Dear Parents of High School Scholars,

Based on plummeting test scores, Door Dash deliveries of Popeyes 12-piece Cajun nuggets during class time, and scholars not calling out “HERE” when their names are called, we conclude that…