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You have three choices before you. Die a dirty death. Die freshened. Buy a bidet.
Stephanie Wilson
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Oy. It's come to this?
100 X Top Writer, Editor— Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Follow me on Substack (substack.com/@whoagirl)
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