Oh my god! I love everything you just wrote. Thank you so much for sharing. I know what you mean about the Tammy Faye thing. I went to a sweet 16 when I was young and the host was a model and brought makeup people to give us makeovers--the rest of us were tom boys and by the time we left, we all looked like prostitutes. I think I'll write about that. Thanks for the idea and the awesome comments!