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Alternatively, put your hand to your ear and say “Phone home, am I right?” While the alien is laughing, whack it with the baseball bat you keep under your pillow and flee.
Patrick Metzger
Amy Sea
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nothing better than a joke followed by a baseball bat. Nothing!
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