nothing better than a joke followed by a baseball bat. Nothing!

Alternatively, put your hand to your ear and say “Phone home, am I right?” While the alien is laughing, whack it with the baseball bat you keep under your pillow and flee.

What To Do When When Hearing Loud Noises at Three A.M

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Patrick Metzger

Amy Sea

Jun 25, 2024

nothing better than a joke followed by a baseball bat. Nothing!

Written by Amy Sea

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