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“Mom, look what my sea turtle can do!” Shrieks my nine-year-old, showing off how his new $50 plushie can contort itself and lick its asshole.

I Took My Kids To SeaWorld and the Strangest Thing Happened
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Aug 10, 2023

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lol lol lol

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Amy Sea
Amy Sea

Written by Amy Sea

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100 X Top Writer, Editor— Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Follow me on Substack (substack.com/@whoagirl)

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