PUSSY SAYS WHAT?
Is That a Vagina in Your Pants or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Spies, clickbait, Gwyneth, politics, spermicide, penis signatures
Bonjour Readers,
This is the vagina essay section. I can’t believe it’s 2024. Some of these pieces are from 2021, proving I have been here for dozens of periods. Not sure when I began on Medium. I could look it up, but why? For what purpose? I could also throw out my period underwear but then I wouldn’t have period underwear. See what I mean?
It’s fun for us writers to make collections of our own work — it reveals our obsessions.
Maybe we didn’t know we had obsessions. Maybe we did — but it’s one way to measure how we are spending our time on earth.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but when you have a vagina, you think about your vagina a lot. Maybe even as frequently as gentlemen think about their penises.
Oui oui, c’est vrai!
I don’t know if anyone has done studies on this in laboratories — attaching electrodes to our brains and noting the frequency of our vagina penis thoughts, but…
