Thirsty humor
I’m Funnier When You’re Drunk
People always say to me, “I’d love to see you drunk.” Or “I’d love to drink with you.” No one ever says, “I’d love to watch you weep during the original casting of Les Mis.”
My friends say it's a compliment because it means I look fun, but upon further introspection, I must not look that fun. Sober, I’m not…