…ut my phone for the next two hours — in case I’m in high demand, I wanted everyone to know” or even “I’m leaving Facebook — but not until I read your reaction on my departure.”
if this isn't a real title already, sounds like a good satire title
100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.
The Pareto Investor
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