I’M RIDICULOUS
If I Marry Ryan Seacrest, My Name Would Be Amy Sea Seacrest
This morning, I wrote an article that featured Ryan Seacrest. And if you don’t know who that is, he’s taking over Wheel of Fortune for Pat Sajak. Apparently, Pat hasn’t been well for some time.
I’m sorry for taking those two seconds off of your life by talking about Ryan Seacrest. There goes another second and a half of your life. I promise I won’t ever write about Ryan Seacrest again — unless I forget, which is likely.
In my Seacrest article(whoops I did it again), I asked what rhymes with Seacrest, and a reader wrote fleabreast, which was amazing.
Another reader wrote, “If you married Ryan Seacrest, your name would be Amy Sea Seacrest” which was brilliant.
I can’t make this stuff up, people.
Readers/Commenters are often better than the piece itself and definitely the writer.
Let me pause here to tell you I’ve been writing through a migraine for two days, so this article might not change your life.
But alas, join me in my migrainic rabbit hole, inspired by readers and commenters.
- If I married Ryan Seacrest, I could be Amy Sea Seabreast. Say that twice.
