I was done reading today. Then you popped up. So glad you did. I adored this. From the title to the close-call the zinger police. Somebodies polluting Sarah Paris's writing with zingers. - Amy Sea - Medium

My So-Called Middle Child Life

Sarah Paris

Apr 24, 2022

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I was done reading today. Then you popped up. So glad you did. I adored this. From the title to the close-call the zinger police. Somebodies polluting Sarah Paris's writing with zingers.

Amy Sea

Written by Amy Sea

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.

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