I love this article so much. It made me laugh. We have many ongoing jokes about Siri at our house. This will be added to our content. Great piece - Amy Sea - Medium

What Was Apple Thinking When They Decided to Offer a $4.99 Apple Music Subscription?

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I love this article so much. It made me laugh. We have many ongoing jokes about Siri at our house. This will be added to our content. Great piece

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