I always pee in my pants. lol. I'm so glad you got the intention of that line:) Poets. You women catch everything. - Amy Sea - Medium

fuuuuuuuuck I'm peeing my pants and I don't even care

Danielle Loewen

May 18, 2022

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I always pee in my pants. lol. I'm so glad you got the intention of that line:) Poets. You women catch everything.

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