GET ME OUT!

Why can’t I stop highlighting everything?

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Well, I think I’ve had it. Flown the coup. Lost the peanut butter in my jelly sandwich. Misplaced the screw that keeps my bolts in place. Broke the light on my dimmer switch.

I surrender.

Okay, what now?

I’m throwing in the towel. Running back into the finish line and tagging back out.

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