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…e Florida Supreme Court. A judge ruled that only Class A felons — kidnappers, murderers, arsonists, people who write Imma instead of I’m going to — are eligible because “otherwise eight years in Florida would be cruel and unusual, getting in and…
Andrew Rodwin
Amy Sea
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fuck those people. Oh wait, am I one of them?
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