SHHH….

Don’t Tell Your Wife to Calm Down

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Amy Sea
MuddyUm
Published in
3 min readNov 16, 2022

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Canva adapted by author

There is no good way to tell a woman to calm down. I’ve tried everything with my wife. Shh…Take a breath. Chillax. Have a glass of wine. Why don’t you go take a nap? Is it really that big a deal? You should go for a run. How many cups of coffee have you had today? What would your therapist tell you to do?

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