FAKE NEWS
Don Lemon Moved to Fox, Tucker Carlson Moved to CNN
This morning I woke up and life wasn’t funny.
None of it.
Not the school shootings, the melting glaciers, or the fact that my kid is taking an AI to prom.
I thought fuck it, life is meaningless. We have ceased to evolve. We’re going down the drain. Aliens, take us now.
Then, a reporter I know texted me Tucker Carlson had left the building — the fake news building.
I can’t say I felt joy, but I did think it was funny.
Tucker Carlson reminds me of the type of asshole who gets a pass because he’s an emotional and spiritual eunuch. Nobody can get through the guy’s asshole armor, so we let him plunk around in his asshole suit for years, without repercussions.
Every woman in his life who called him “A fucking asshole” got accused of being a CRAZY BITCH — it’s easier to believe women are crazy and we are, but for a perfectly good reason — Tucker Carlson.
I was trying to decide whether I gave a shit about Tucker Tucker fake news fucker when I read Don Lemon got fired from CNN for saying women don’t age well.
