Dolly Parton Pulled a Phone out of Her Bra
When Dolly Parton pulled a phone out of her bra on T-Mobile Super Bowl ad, the world communally sighed. “Dolly, is there anything you can’t do?”
I always admired women who used their bras as storage. So much sexier than a fanny pack!
I had friends who packed so much into their bra, it was practically a duffle bag, while other friends carried cash in them like strippers.
There was no bad way to multipurpose a bra. As you probably know, women’s pants have insufficient pocket space.
The only challenge we really have with cash in the bra is do you mind handing the bartender sweaty money? The problem with the bra duffle is sometimes you have to dig around so much, you might eventually have to pull out a whole breast to complete your search.
But Dolly Parton. What else you got in there? Mary Popping’s carpet bag got nothing on you.
