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Are You There Medium Help Desk? It’s Me, Amy Sea

Where do I send this letter? Do you live near Santa?

Amy Sea
3 min readNov 29, 2023

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woman laying on her bed writing letter — above her in handwriting font, it reads “Are you there Medium Help Desk? It’s Amy Sea
Canva image adapted by Amy Sea

Dear Medium Help Desk,

I’m not sure where to send this letter. It’s like writing to Santa.

Though I never believed in Santa, I always believed in the North Pole and Santa’s mailbox. As a non-believer, I continued to write Santa letters because even if there were no Santa, there was something.

There was a rift in the universe. The mailperson shoved our Santa letters through the rift cracks into a parallel world inhabited by Santa — who read them because, good lord, who doesn’t like a letter?

I love letters. I’ve got one from my best friend who lives in Toronto. It is sitting atop my great grandma’s quilt trunk in the living room. Whew. That was a mouthful.

Though I’ve had her letter for a week, I haven’t read it yet. She wrote it on her Remington typewriter. I only clarify typewriter because some people hear Remington and think gun. To write a letter with a gun would be masterful, but unnecessarily violent.

I am waiting for the perfect time to savor my friend's inked words. I’ll know when it happens. I always do.

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Amy Sea

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.