Dear Amy Sea,
Dear Amy Sea,
My boyfriend's brother bosses around his whole family. My boyfriend’s entire family lines up whenever his brother arrives and does whatever he tells them to do. It’s creepy body snatchers shit and I’m afraid. I’ve seen too many horror flicks and this isn’t going to end well.
I know his family is acting out some deep dysfunction, but I'm an outsider. What can an outsider do? When I asked him to stand up to his brother, my boyfriend said, "It's not worth it. He'll have a temper tantrum."
I asked what a temper tantrum on a grown man looked like, and he started to scream. Not scream at me, more like a terrifying primal scream. I packed my bags and said, “Call me after you stand up to that prick.”
I wish there were something I could do to change his family. Please help me, Amy Sea. You're my only hope.
Princess Ley Ley
Dear Princess Ley Ley,
I'm so sorry about your boyfriend, and yes, I am your only hope. Well, me and Mark Zuckerberg, that is. Facebook invented an algorithm that sends negative messages to bossy people.
Facebook feels shitty about creating millions of insecure and self-loathing people, so this is their way of giving back. It’s called THE BOSS algorithm. It’s one of…
