After her, a John Deere S100 Gas Hydrostatic Lawn Tractor caught my eye. She was something. A full-figured 42 inches. Lusty 17.5HP, just purred like a kitten. Weekend warriors with Falcons caps and dad bods would leer at her, mouths agape, ribbons of saliva wandering down their chins.
I Don’t Need a Woman, I Just Need a Backhoe