Can someone please hit the fast forward on the remote for this election?!

We are not a patient nation.

We have Amazon two-day.

We have Amazon two-hour.

We have Instacart.

We are accustomed to shortcuts!

Our worst nightmare, as a nation, is imagining having to wait in line, like in Russia. Our worst nightmare is…

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