AI’s Are More Human Than Humans
I woke up and realized I wasn’t as human as I used to be.
I was listening to my late-night talk shows, in my earbuds, on my iPhone, while I was walking my dog. A robot could have done it just as well.
I don’t need to go out as much as I used to.
There are so many ways to entertain myself from my couch.
My Romba vacuum doesn’t need me.
My cigarettes are battery-operated.
My dishwasher requires very little of my attention.
My air fryer allows me to make a grilled cheese sandwich without checking to see if I am burning it. It beeps when my sandwich is complete.
My Apple watch tells me when to stand up.
I can answer my watch instead of finding my phone.
If I lose my phone, my computer will find it for me.
If I lose my keys, Siri will find them.
When my car vanishes in the sinkhole of a mall parking lot my watch or phone directs me to my car.
When I lose my coffee cup, I feel completely helpless. I‘d put an air tag on it but then it cannot go in the dishwasher.
