PinnedAmy SeainThe Narrative ArcIf You Break Your Toe, You Will Remember EverythingNo pain, no brain·5 min read·Oct 5, 2023--65--65
PinnedAmy SeainMuddyUmPave Paradise, Put Up a Pickleball CourtStop making pickleball courts·3 min read·Aug 17, 2023--57--57
PinnedAmy SeainMuddyUmUnboosted Story Asks to Be Left AloneMove along, reader·3 min read·Aug 18, 2023--54--54
PinnedAmy SeainBreast StoriesPut Your Breasts Away — This Isn’t EuropeBoobs at Barton Springs·5 min read·Jun 11, 2022--114--114
PinnedAmy SeainILLUMINATIONThe Women Behind the BoobsIf breasts could talk·4 min read·Apr 21, 2021--102--102
Amy SeainContemplateAdvice Should Be ConsensualDon’t molest people with your wisdom unless they say Yes·3 min read·3 days ago--10--10
Amy SeainMuddyUmI Do Declare, We’re All HypocritesYour declarations are showing·4 min read·4 days ago--14--14
Amy SeainContemplateSome Articles About AIs are written by AISI feel like a dog chasing its power cord·3 min read·May 11, 2024--13--13
Amy SeainMuddyUmMy Babysitter is Getting So Rich, I’ll Never RetireBabysitting used to be $6 an hour no matter how many kids showed up·4 min read·May 10, 2024--39--39
Amy SeainBrain LabsShould You Watch the Tom Brady Roast?I’m no Nikki Glaser·6 min read·May 9, 2024--12--12