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Oct 5, 2023

If You Break Your Toe, You Will Remember Everything

No pain, no brain

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Aug 17, 2023

Pave Paradise, Put Up a Pickleball Court

Stop making pickleball courts

Pave Paradise, Put Up a Pickleball Court

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Aug 18, 2023

Unboosted Story Asks to Be Left Alone

Move along, reader

Unboosted Story Asks to Be Left Alone

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Jun 11, 2022

Put Your Breasts Away — This Isn’t Europe

Boobs at Barton Springs

Put Your Breasts Away — This Isn’t Europe

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Apr 21, 2021

The Women Behind the Boobs

If breasts could talk

The Women Behind the Boobs

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Jun 18

Goodbye Aging Tattoos, Hello Amplifying Hearing Aids

From ink me up to tune me up

beautiful older woman getting a tattoo

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Jun 18

Remember When Misspelling Was a Vice Presidential Hopeful’s Greatest Sin

You spell potaoe, I spell potato

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May 28

From Vulnerability Voyeur to Participant

How my old friends and famous poets taught me to be human

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I Realized I Was Addicted to Coffee When the Electricity Went Out

The only way I meet my neighbors is in a crisis

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May 18

Keeping Up With the Joneses’ Faces

I’m looking at that stranger in the mirror

beauty industry, plastic surgery, humor about appearance, are we too obsessed with changing our appearence

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