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If You Break Your Toe, You Will Remember Everything

No pain, no brain

Oct 5, 2023

a collage with a cartoon image of God, Mother Nature, numbers and a giant foot with a big injured toe

Oct 5, 2023

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Pave Paradise, Put Up a Pickleball Court

Stop making pickleball courts

Aug 17, 2023

Pave Paradise, Put Up a Pickleball Court

Aug 17, 2023

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Unboosted Story Asks to Be Left Alone

Move along, reader

Aug 18, 2023

Unboosted Story Asks to Be Left Alone

Aug 18, 2023

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Put Your Breasts Away — This Isn’t Europe

Boobs at Barton Springs

Jun 11, 2022

Put Your Breasts Away — This Isn’t Europe

Jun 11, 2022

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The Women Behind the Boobs

If breasts could talk

Apr 21, 2021

The Women Behind the Boobs

Apr 21, 2021

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Get My Buffet Portions Out Of Your Mouth

Take your eyes off my plate

Oct 19

photo of salad with purple potatoes, scallions, spinach and red onions

Oct 19

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Is Everyone Eleanor Rigby?

Where are all the not-lonely people?

Oct 8

Art: coy fish, rendered in watercolor

Oct 8

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Is Colombo Ready for a Love Story

Is it time for love or murder

Oct 4

luminous red and yellow coloring with words “Only lovers in the building”

Oct 4

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I’m Old Enough to Take My Mother’s Advice

My AARP punchcard has a hole in it

Oct 3

Close up of a brown labradoodle looking right at camera

Oct 3

What Would Robot Barbie Say?

The robots are listening

Oct 1

What Would Robot Barbie Say?

Oct 1

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