PinnedAmy SeainThe Narrative ArcIf You Break Your Toe, You Will Remember EverythingNo pain, no brain·5 min read·Oct 5, 2023--65--65
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PinnedAmy SeainMuddyUmUnboosted Story Asks to Be Left AloneMove along, reader·3 min read·Aug 18, 2023--54--54
PinnedAmy SeainBreast StoriesPut Your Breasts Away — This Isn’t EuropeBoobs at Barton Springs·5 min read·Jun 11, 2022--114--114
PinnedAmy SeainILLUMINATIONThe Women Behind the BoobsIf breasts could talk·4 min read·Apr 21, 2021--103--103
Amy SeainMuddyUmMy Babysitter is Getting So Rich, I’ll Never RetireBabysitting used to be $6 an hour no matter how many kids showed up·4 min read·15 hours ago--5--5
Amy SeainBrain LabsShould You Watch the Tom Brady Roast?I’m no Nikki Glaser·6 min read·1 day ago--5--5
Amy SeainMuddyUmMother's Day Cards Are AwfulThe mother-daughter relationship is way too biblical for a greeting card company·4 min read·2 days ago--8--8
Amy SeainMuddyUmDon’t Worry, Buy CrappyThe lifelong game of shop and seek·4 min read·4 days ago--29--29
Amy SeainMuddyUmI Never Showed up at My Son’s School and Helped Him Make a Spit BallSchools plead with parents·3 min read·May 3, 2024--12--12