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Amy SeainMuddyUmA Woman Walked into the Medical Office and Said She was Going to Stab EveryoneApparently, that’s normal·4 min read·6 days ago--27--27
Amy SeainContemplateCan You Keep Up With Your Fake Face?Ain’t nothing like the fake thing, baby·4 min read·Apr 11, 2024--42--42
Amy SeainContemplateWhat To Write When You Have Nothing to Write AboutWrite about that·4 min read·Apr 10, 2024--19--19
Amy SeainThe Wind PhoneEwok’s Final Bow WowSaying goodbye to a furry friend·5 min read·Mar 29, 2024--49--49