Is Miss Manners rolling in her grave if she’s dead?

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I’ve been increasingly worried about America’s manners. Ever since the old guard made fun of the disabled Washington Post reporter, Serge Kovaleski, America’s classiness has been furiously zooming downhill.

We were never an elegant country — not since I’ve been alive. But we were armed with political correctness which gave…

If you’re going to lose your mind, bring someone delightful with you

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There was a memorable man who used to come to the pizza place where I worked. He talked to himself like he was having the best conversation in the world. Back in the 80s, before cellphones, a one-sided conversation in public was unusual. …

THE WRITER’S COUCH

Remember who you sleep with

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I was shocked, but not surprised when Columbia pictures came to me and asked if I’d like to write the sequel to Girl, Interrupted.

After The Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings 20th Reunion celebrations, Girl, Interrupted wanted to interrupt that 99% male fairy show.

Help me Oprah-Wan-Kenobe, you’re the only one who gives away free cars

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I miss Oprah. She told us how to live. She helped us relax. She held us near and said “C’mon guys. We got this.”

Now, in order to find levity in our plummeting dystopic world, we need to listen to Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, SNL, and our relax-baby Apps. The…

POLITICAL CORNHOLE

Mitch McConnell, Lauren Boebert, and Marjorie Taylor Greene enjoy cornhole

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You probably think Mitch McConnell misspoke when he said, African-American voters are voting in just as high a percentage as Americans.

Nope. I have the inside scoop about how Mitches faux-pas was actually a ménage à trois.

Confused? Read on.

Mitch McConnell’s secret lover, Margorie Taylor Greene, dared him to…

NO SKINNY DIPPING IN THE SHALLOW END

Sorry, it only hurts when I sing

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With bioluminescent blue eyes that could laser a hole through the moon's craters, sexy A Star is Born actor Bradley Cooper is using a fake COVID test to get out of singing Shallow ever again.

At first, Bradley said, singing Shallow sucked the marrow from my bones. Every time Lady…

PROPPED UPON PURGATORY

Misery breeds comedy

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Stephen Colbert loves his wife. A lot of comedians love their wives, but once their happy marriages start leaking into their worldviews, they are forced to hire self-loathing doom-afflicted writers to remind them how depressing and hopeless life can be.

I’m very hostile. I’m told this is a good thing…

Amy Sea

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