PinnedAmy SeainThe Narrative ArcIf You Break Your Toe, You Will Remember EverythingNo pain, no brain·5 min read·Oct 5, 2023--65--65
PinnedAmy SeainMuddyUmPave Paradise, Put Up a Pickleball CourtStop making pickleball courts·3 min read·Aug 17, 2023--56--56
PinnedAmy SeainMuddyUmUnboosted Story Asks to Be Left AloneMove along, reader·3 min read·Aug 18, 2023--52--52
PinnedAmy SeainBreast StoriesPut Your Breasts Away — This Isn’t EuropeBoobs at Barton Springs·5 min read·Jun 11, 2022--112--112
PinnedAmy SeainILLUMINATIONThe Women Behind the BoobsIf breasts could talk·4 min read·Apr 21, 2021--103--103
Amy SeainMuddyUmMy Father Had a Man Cave. It Was the Whole HouseCave envy·3 min read·4 hours ago--2--2
Amy SeainMuddyUmDo Not Get Caught Between Two Men and A DogMake dog not war·4 min read·1 day ago--13--13
Amy SeainContemplateAre You There God? It’s Me, Woman CaveThere’s no such thing as a woman cave, said my son·5 min read·3 days ago--18--18
Amy SeainMuddyUmWhy Are People So Mad at Diet Coke?Diet Coke means self-care in twelve hundred languages·4 min read·5 days ago--34--34
Amy SeainMuddyUmA Woman Walked into the Medical Office and Said She was Going to Stab EveryoneApparently, that’s normal·4 min read·Apr 12, 2024--29--29