PinnedAmy SeainThe Narrative ArcIf You Break Your Toe, You Will Remember EverythingNo pain, no brain·5 min read·Oct 5, 2023--65--65
PinnedAmy SeainMuddyUmPave Paradise, Put Up a Pickleball CourtStop making pickleball courts·3 min read·Aug 17, 2023--57--57
PinnedAmy SeainMuddyUmUnboosted Story Asks to Be Left AloneMove along, reader·3 min read·Aug 18, 2023--54--54
PinnedAmy SeainBreast StoriesPut Your Breasts Away — This Isn’t EuropeBoobs at Barton Springs·5 min read·Jun 11, 2022--114--114
PinnedAmy SeainILLUMINATIONThe Women Behind the BoobsIf breasts could talk·4 min read·Apr 21, 2021--103--103
Amy SeainBrain LabsYou Can’t Handle the Tom Brady Roast, Can You?I’m no Nikki Glaser·6 min read·3 hours ago--2--2
Amy SeainMuddyUmMother's Day Cards Are AwfulThe mother-daughter relationship is way too biblical for a greeting card company·3 min read·11 hours ago--5--5
Amy SeainMuddyUmDon’t Worry, Buy CrappyThe lifelong game of shop and seek·4 min read·3 days ago--20--20
Amy SeainMuddyUmI Never Showed up at My Son’s School and Helped Him Make a Spit BallSchools plead with parents·3 min read·6 days ago--12--12
Amy SeainBrain LabsProtestors’ Parents Say ‘Go Back to Class or Pay Your Own Tuition’Protest weariness sinks in·7 min read·May 1, 2024--29--29